The Seven Rules of Snuggie Fest

1. BYO Snuggie. Yes, you must wear a Snuggie. Even the paparazzi covering this event are expected to wear Snuggies. Show up without one at your own risk. We won’t take violation of this rule lightly.

2. Be creative with your Snuggie! You are encouraged to bedazzle or otherwise wow everyone with some sort of Snuggie fashion statement.

3. Slankets and other kinds of blankets with sleeves are completely welcome. The “Snuggie” in Snuggie Fest is being used colloquially as a genericized trademark, like Jell-O or Kleenex. Even homemade numbers are fine. But see Rule #1. Dress code is a blanket with sleeves. Don’t stray too far from the concept!

4. Treat all hosting waitstaff and barstaff with respect and tip them! Serving a marauding drunken band of fools in Snuggies isn’t easy.

5. Please give what you can to Conquer Leukemia, our charitable sponsor. Information and donation cups will be made available at each stop on the crawl.

6. Obey federal and state law and NYC ordinances. Snuggie Fest will be taking it to the streets between the bar stops. While wearing a Snuggie in public is a very liberating experience, it is not a license to break the law. Also, be kind to spectators. Show the world some Snuggie Love.

7. Bring your A game and have fun!

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